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| Yay! He responded to me! |
So, in like our first week of class, Krys shows us The-North-Pole Website. While the class discusses aesthetics fail, I sent Santa an email asking for a car and how I've been a good boy and whatnot. Anyways, he responded to me like half an hour later a la automated message.
Some quick points:
-I may be too jaded by "Too Catch a Predator," but asking me if I'm naughty or nice, asking me to love Him, and saying He loves me, makes Santa seem a bit predator-y.
-Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is actually Rudolf, his German cousin.
-"Elves" are always capitalized, making me think Santa recognizes them as a race with rights. He probably supports equal opportunity employees.
Say what you will about The-North-Pole, but you can't say it's not...uh...entertaining?

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